i got lunch across the street and when i got home i realized i had pita crumbs all over my face.. i passed by many people while walking too and waved at a bus driver so somebody probably noticed.. woe is me :-/

what's your latest food-related mishap?

I wouldn't exactly call this a "mishap," but I recently purchased the chocolate flavor of Siggi's Icelandic-style yogurt, and I was disappointed.


If you're going to go the route of triple cream Siggi's, definitely go for lemon.

siggi's is good if you get the one with the most fat possible, i don't like the 0% ones. thank u pzz out much love

Saturday night I got home completely wasted and started blasting Darkthrone's Under a Funeral Moon while I prepared a pizza. I put it in the oven and set my timer. I apparently then fell asleep on my bed, sleeping through the timer alarm. I woke up about 3 hours later extremely disoriented and I realized I never ate that pizza. I then realized there was also harsh noise blasting downstairs. I went down there and all I could smell was burned food. The pizza was 2000% black and I'm pretty sure it was on fire for a little while. :/

i just ate xi'an noodles again and somehow have chili oil stains on my shoulders but not directly below my mouth.

hope u are not burned alive dvvi

sorry bout the crumbs thorny

i agree full fat yogurt is the best kind. have been into coconut flavor recently

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i put condensed milk directly into the french press and it gunked up the filter that the coffee shot out of the spout and all over the counter when i pressed down with overwhelming force

i got crispy fried chicken for dinner yesterday and it came with bread in the bottom of the box to keep things crispy and that had soaked up huge piles of grease and i ate the bread against my better judgement and long story short i was up at two in the morning with "intestinal distress"

csh popped his damn pants

whose wearing pants at 2am tho?smdh