When I first came of age as a sentient Doritos-eater, I learned of the two most prominent flavors as being "Nacho Cheesier" and "Cooler Ranch."




I still refer to them as such, and saying the flavors as "Nacho Cheese" or "Cool Ranch" trips me up.

What's YOUR Doritos story?™

i liked this flavour as a child but it subsequently disappeared

"Smoky Red BBQ"

https://youtu.be/kZJm1taBsVI

my favorites were the jalapeño 3D dorites



rip

Wow, I had totally forgotten about Ali Landry, and especially about her being in that Doritos commercial. I remember when it would come on TV in the 90s, people in the room would say, "Did you know she is from Louisiana?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj18JFVnQt4
Ricky has a complaint about Zesty Mordant chips.